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Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen does it ship?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the color match the photo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClose. Screens vary a little, so shades can look slightly different in person. 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