{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-dachshund-grandma-shirt","title":"World's Okayest Dachshund Grandma Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA dachshund grandma shirt for the woman who spoils the dog more than the grandkids and isn't sorry.\u003c\/strong\u003e World's Okayest Dachshund Grandma: not the best, not the worst, the most honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA clean, single-line dachshund and a title she's happy to claim. She doesn't need a trophy. She needs the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll keep wearing it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-stitched sleeves and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 colors, sizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift it to the grandma whose freezer holds more dog treats than ice cream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade when you order it.\u003c\/strong\u003e We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; Fabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton in every color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit. 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