Ask Me About My Trust Issues Grim Reaper Shirt
Ask Me About My Trust Issues Grim Reaper Shirt
A Grim Reaper shirt for people who'd rather joke about their trust issues than talk about them. A hooded reaper and scythe in gritty screen-print style, smirking instead of scowling.
Someone asks what's wrong and you have three honest answers, none of them for a Tuesday. Wear the reaper and let him field it. He's had plenty of practice being avoided.
Why you'll keep wearing it
- Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
- Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
- Double-stitched sleeves and hem
- 9 colors, sizes S–3XL
Gift it to the friend who answers every personal question with a joke.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
- 100% cotton. Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Questions
What size should I order?
It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship?
It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Will the color match the photo?
Close. Screens vary a little, and heather colors are blends, so they look slightly textured. More in our Print & color notes.
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