A funny bartender shirt for the people who pour the drinks, hear the stories, and keep the whole operation moving. Emotional Support Bartender: some people have a support system. Others have a bar.
You've talked more people through bad weeks than most therapists, and nobody's billed you for it. Wear the title the regulars already gave you.
Why you'll keep wearing it
Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
13 colors, sizes S–5XL
Gift it to the bartender, bar manager, or regular who's earned the title.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton. Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton-poly, Ash Grey is 99/1, and Graphite Heather is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
4XL
34
30
24 ¼
5XL
35
32
25 ¼
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
39.7
M
73.7
50.8
43.2
L
76.2
55.9
47
XL
78.7
61
50.8
2XL
81.3
66
54.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
58
4XL
86.4
76.2
61.5
5XL
89
81.3
64.3
Questions
What size should I order? It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship? It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Why does White look off-white? That's the fabric, not a printing error. More in our Print & color notes.
