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More Doxie, Less Toxic Shirt

More Doxie, Less Toxic Shirt

Regular price $24.95 USD
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A dachshund shirt with solid life advice: more doxie, less toxic. Bold, high-contrast lettering lets the wiener dog do the rest.

Cut the drama, keep the dog. It's a lifestyle plan that fits on a shirt and starts conversations at the dog park.

Why you'll keep wearing it

  • Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
  • Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
  • Double-stitched sleeves and hem
  • 10 colors, sizes S–5XL

Gift it to the dachshund owner who's been trimming their friends list down to dog people.

Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.

Fit & Fabric

  • 100% cotton. Dark Heather and Graphite Heather are 50/50 cotton-poly blends.
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
  • Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

Questions

What size should I order?
It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.

When does it ship?
It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.

Will the color match the photo?
Close. Screens vary a little, and heather colors are blends, so they look slightly textured. More in our Print & color notes.

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