A funny drinking shirt that gives a founding father a permanent seat at the bar. President Ben Drankin: a bold vintage-style portrait and a pun that earns a second look.
He invented the lightning rod, the bifocals, and, per the shirt, a lot of good bar conversation. Wear him to the next trivia night.
Why you'll keep wearing it
Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
7 colors, sizes S–3XL
Gift it to the friend who's still quoting Poor Richard at last call.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton. Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton-poly.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
39.7
M
73.7
50.8
43.2
L
76.2
55.9
47
XL
78.7
61
50.8
2XL
81.3
66
54.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
58
Questions
What size should I order? It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship? It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Will the color match the photo? Close. Screens vary a little, so shades can look slightly different in person. More in our Print & color notes.
