A funny pickleball shirt for players who take the non-volley zone seriously. Stay Out of the Kitchen: a knowing nod to one of the game's most important rules.
Someone's foot is on the line again. You've said it politely three times. Now the shirt says it without breaking your concentration.
Why you'll keep wearing it
Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
14 colors, sizes S–5XL
Gift it to your league partner, coach, or the one who enforces the rule better than the referee.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton. Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton-poly and Graphite Heather is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
4XL
34
30
24 ¼
5XL
35
32
25 ¼
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
39.7
M
73.7
50.8
43.2
L
76.2
55.9
47
XL
78.7
61
50.8
2XL
81.3
66
54.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
58
4XL
86.4
76.2
61.5
5XL
89
81.3
64.3
Questions
What size should I order? It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship? It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Will the color match the photo? Close. Screens vary a little, and heather colors are blends, so they look slightly textured. More in our Print & color notes.
