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Four Score and Seven Beers Ago Shirt

Four Score and Seven Beers Ago Shirt

Regular price $24.95 USD
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This shirt is for the history buff who remembers the speech better after a few rounds.

Tall, letterpress-style type turns the most famous opening line in American history into a toast — bold, clean, and legible from across the tailgate lot. No illustration, no gimmick, just the joke doing the work.

Wear it on the Fourth of July, at a backyard cookout, or any Saturday that starts with "just one beer" and does not end there. Give it to the dad who quotes documentaries unprompted, or the friend who treats trivia night like the Olympics.

Fit & Fabric

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders, double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Due to fabric properties, White may appear off-white, and dark speckles are expected in Natural.

Made to order, not made to sit in a warehouse. Since we print this after you buy it, give it a little extra time to arrive — but it means nothing gets made until it's actually wanted. Thanks for the thoughtful, fully solicited purchase.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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