Bucket List Drinking Shirt | Funny Unisex Tee

A funny drinking shirt for people whose bucket list is a cooler and good company. The Bucket List tee: your to-do list runs on happy hour, not hustle.

Everyone else is writing goals for the year. Yours fits on a koozie. Wear it and the vision board takes care of itself.

Why you'll keep wearing it

Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
10 colors, sizes S–3XL

Gift it to the friend who has never once skipped a round.

Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.

Fit & Fabric

100% cotton. Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton-poly.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58

Questions

What size should I order?
It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.

When does it ship?
It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.

Why does White look off-white?
That's the fabric, not a printing error. More in our Print & color notes.

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