Free Candy & Emotional Damage Halloween Shirt
Free Candy & Emotional Damage Halloween Shirt
A Halloween shirt for the person who skips the costume backstory and goes straight to free candy and emotional damage. A cracked candy-corn graphic, bold, high-contrast, and legible across the party.
No costume budget, no theme, no explaining. You're here for the candy and you've already accepted the consequences.
Why you'll keep wearing it
- Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
- Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
- Double-stitched sleeves and hem
- 9 colors, sizes S–3XL
Gift it to the friend who shows up to Halloween with a pillowcase.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
- 100% cotton. Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Questions
What size should I order?
It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship?
It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Will the color match the photo?
Close. Screens vary a little, and heather colors are blends, so they look slightly textured. More in our Print & color notes.
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