This shirt is for the Halloween shopper who skips the costume backstory and gets straight to the point: free candy, zero regrets, maximum emotional damage.
The cracked candy-corn graphic does the talking — bold, high-contrast, and legible from across the party before anyone reads the type underneath. It is built for the friend group that treats trick-or-treating as a personality trait and the office Halloween party as a competitive sport.
Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the neighborhood candy crawl, or the couch with a bowl of "fun-size" chocolate you bought for the kids. Give it to the friend who is already planning next year's costume, or the coworker whose Halloween Slack messages outnumber everyone else's combined.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders, double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Due to fabric properties, White may appear off-white, and dark speckles are expected in Natural.
Made to order, not made to sit in a warehouse. Since we print this after you buy it, give it a little extra time to arrive — but it means nothing gets made until it's actually wanted. Thanks for the thoughtful, fully solicited purchase.
