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Relax, I've Watched Every True Crime Doc Shirt

Relax, I've Watched Every True Crime Doc Shirt

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A shirt for the person who has watched every true crime documentary streaming and isn't sorry. Relax, I've Watched Every True Crime Doc: caution-tape yellow accents on block type, Halloween-ready but fine on a regular Tuesday.

You can spot a red flag, a weak alibi, and a suspiciously calm narrator. Wear the credentials.

Why you'll keep wearing it

  • Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
  • Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
  • Double-stitched sleeves and hem
  • 9 colors, sizes S–3XL

Gift it to the friend who already has a theory about your neighbor.

Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.

Fit & Fabric

  • 100% cotton. Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
  • Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58

Questions

What size should I order?
It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.

When does it ship?
It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.

Will the color match the photo?
Close. Screens vary a little, and heather colors are blends, so they look slightly textured. More in our Print & color notes.

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