This shirt is for the person who has watched every true crime documentary streaming and is not sorry about it.
Bold caution-tape yellow accents the block type, giving the design a Halloween-ready edge that still works in a regular Tuesday closet. The deadpan line does the joke's whole job — no costume, no explanation needed for anyone who already knows exactly which cases they mean.
Wear it to a true crime watch party, a spooky-season hangout, or anywhere the conversation might turn to "well, actually, in the documentary..." Give it to the friend who narrates the show louder than the narrator.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders, double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Due to fabric properties, White may appear off-white, and dark speckles are expected in Natural.
Made to order, not made to sit in a warehouse. Since we print this after you buy it, give it a little extra time to arrive — but it means nothing gets made until it's actually wanted. Thanks for the thoughtful, fully solicited purchase.
