A funny drinking shirt for anyone whose favorite workout is the sprint to the bar before the specials end. Happy Hour Is My Cardio: a gym-class joke with a cocktail-hour attitude.
You don't run. You do move fast when 4:59 hits. Call it conditioning and wear the proof.
Why you'll keep wearing it
Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
11 colors, sizes S–3XL
Gift it to the friend whose gym membership has been “paused” for three years.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton. Graphite Heather is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
39.7
M
73.7
50.8
43.2
L
76.2
55.9
47
XL
78.7
61
50.8
2XL
81.3
66
54.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
58
Questions
What size should I order? It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship? It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Will the color match the photo? Close. Screens vary a little, and heather colors are blends, so they look slightly textured. More in our Print & color notes.
