A funny drinking shirt for anyone who treats happy hour like a mission briefing. Liver Let Die: the spy-movie one-liner, in vintage-style typography with a little attitude.
Your liver has survived worse than tonight. The mission is the next round and the cover story is “just one.” Wear the briefing.
Why you'll keep wearing it
Classic unisex cotton tee that sits clean and keeps its lines
Taped neck and shoulders, so the collar and shoulders hold their shape
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
11 colors, sizes S–3XL
Gift it to the friend who orders a martini like it's classified.
Made when you order it. We print it after you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days.
Fit & Fabric
100% cotton in every color.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Unisex classic fit. Check the size guide below.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
LENGTH (cm)
WIDTH (cm)
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S
71.1
45.7
39.7
M
73.7
50.8
43.2
L
76.2
55.9
47
XL
78.7
61
50.8
2XL
81.3
66
54.6
3XL
83.8
71.1
58
Questions
What size should I order? It's a unisex classic fit. Measure a tee you already like against the size guide. Between sizes, size up for a looser fit.
When does it ship? It's made when ordered. Expect delivery in about 7–10 days. See the Shipping policy for details.
Will the color match the photo? Close. Screens vary a little, so shades can look slightly different in person. More in our Print & color notes.
